Hi, my name is John and I am a real human being. Despite that, I am also a scrum master.<p>

Here is a picture of me at work. I'm the guy on the left, coaching one of the members of my scrum team.<p>

<img width="600" height="400" src="scrum-master.jpg" alt="John at work"><p>

Also, God invented the internet so we could share funny cat pictures, so here is one for you.<p>

<img src="funny-cat.jpg" alt="A cat sitting in a clear cookie container, attacking a human's finger"><p>

Thank you for visiting my web site.<p>